Things Dave Alvord wishes you hadn't seen him say

David Alvord's racist, bigoted, homophobic and stupid thoughts he just can't keep in his own head.

Dave doesn’t know how pregnancy works


Of course Dave Alvord would try to mansplain how pregnancy works to an actual woman.

Sexist things Dave Alvord has said


Dave on Dave: “If we based things on performance you’d never hold office”

Racist things Dave Alvord has said


Stupid things Dave Alvord has said

davelovesputin Maybe Dave would feel differently if Britain decided to reclaim the United States?

daveisanedgelord Dave Alvord once again demonstrating he cares about nobody but himself.

stfu, Dave.